Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Colorado.. Crunk.

*EDIT:

I also hung out with my BEST BRO Brian Camp.. CHORVAT WAS DER TO.. we got crunk on margaritas and I puked all the next day. It was awesome!



Last week I attended the CWA in Boulder, Colorado. It was a great time. I tried to climb but had some serious skin problems, like my hands had melted... was not good. I did do a few problems in the v7-v9 range so that was cool. The highlight of the week was when Kelly, Jeff, Flann, Jamie, Steph, and I all decided to join Dave, jon, and a whole other crew in Denver at a club called BETA. It was a blast! We all danced and I showed everyone my jump out of my shoes trick! It was the day before the end of the show and I was out till 3am.. not a great idea but others got it much worse. Jamie Emerson and I both had to be at the show at 9am, Jamie had to be apart of a round table on climbing gyms and I had to stand a the Nicros booth. Here is what the night looked like.

Jamie was complaining about the lack of alcohol in the drinks...




I think this is where the Booze got him..




This is 9am the next morning, Jamie is prolly still a little crunk.

On a completely different subject,
This guy... is homeless? WTF?

I have a big heart. I like to help people when I can. I hate people like this guy. He was sitting on the corner with a book, in a nice chair enjoying the day... BUT HAD A DANG SIGN THAT SAID HOMELESS PLEASE HELP. I pointed out his flaws on the drawing so take a look.. he also never engaged the cars as they drove by.. just sat there reading. Boulder homeless are a different breed. Not at all like LA or MN. Maybe it is all the free Wholefoods samples???



4 comments:

Egghead said...

This post was by far the highlight of the past 20 minutes of my life. I laughed a lot. Thanks man.

We're headed out to DL tomorrow. You're welcome to come. It's only what 4 hours? ce

brian said...

wow, thanks. guess we didn't hang out. maybe i should move to boulder and then i would be cool.

sweatpants said...

Great post buddy.

I also like a homeless gentleman that will entertain a bit for money.

For instance the other day I was picking my wife up from getting shnocked and came across a guy with a sign. The sign read 'Ninjas have taken my wife. Need money for Karate lessons.'

I give extra change for such creativity.

nic-ros said...

Brian,

You were supposed to come with us! And you should move to boulder.. the wholefoods is amazing down there.